Welcome to The Naked Internet. Actually it's only naked if you are naked.
Where else can you catch up on the news, read sports reports, or chat
with other people
(clothed or otherwise) while you remain completely naked?
You can shop naked, or partially clothed (topless or bottomless).
You can attend school naked, and even graduate from college while completely undressed.
You can play online games, or spend some time in a chat room while au natural.
If you have a webcam, you can share your nudity with others, who may
or may not
have webcams of their own and may or may not be naked.
HOW DID THIS COME TO BE?
Chances are, some Internet newbie, enthralled with the magic of the Internet,
awoke to
go to the bathroom, and not bothering to don a robe, rushed to his/her computer
to check
their e-mail. Once that was done, perhaps they saw a headline that caught
their eye, and they
clicked on a link and began reading. Soon, after some length of time had
passed, they realized
they were NAKED and they were not embarrassed or ashamed. In fact, they rather
enjoyed
the freedom of being nude while being productive. Of course being naked at
work
(at home telecommuting) adds a new zest to performing those boring computations
and preparing
reports. Imagine your boss' surprise if he/she knew that your gazillion dollar
proposal was
fashioned while you were completely nude.
HARDSHIPS OF THE NAKED INTERNET
Alas, all kinds of activities have their limitations.
Among those effecting the naked web surfer might be such intangibles as:
Parents; Spouses; Roomates; Small Children in the home; Nosey Neighbors;
and even Cold Weather.
Most of these obstacles can be overcome however, and so more and more Internet
users
manage to enjoy the Internet Naked. Fortunately (sans webcam) the Internet
does not
see your state of dress/undress, so you are free to relax and enjoy your
computer activity.
NATURALISTS AT HEART?
Depending on the climate where you reside, it is sometimes possible to spend
long periods
of time (days?) without ever getting dressed. Of course if you have guests
pop in, you
might feel more comfortable (as will your guests) if you don some form of
attire. It is quite
possible that we are all Naturalists at heart. We were born naked after all.
Due to this,
using the Internet while nude seems perfectly acceptable and not at all
inhibiting.
If you are naked while reading this, congratulations. You have discovered
the simple
truth, that the Naked Internet is a nice place to spend some time. If you
came to this page
expecting photos of naked people, I apologize. This page is not intended
to tittilate or
excite you sexually. It is rather, an attempt to encourage a pleasurable
activity that
might make your Internet experience even more enjoyable. Go forth now and
enjoy.
By: Anonymous
Oh, by the way. If you were looking for pictures of naked people, you might
try
searching the Internet using any of the popular search engines like:
Google | Yahoo | WebCrawler | DogPile | Lycos | HotBot | Excite
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